Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Dope And Chintz
Like Flipping Hillary The Bird On National TV, Minus The Practiced Subtlety
So The Office Of The President Trainee pays his first visit to Queen Elizabeth II and what does he present her with as a gift on this special occasion? What else: Himself. Specifically, a mix tape of Broadway show tunes and a Special Bonus: his junior senator and inaugural speeches. On an iPod. A Special iPod, according to CNN. Wow.
Ninety-nine cents a cut from I-Tunes, plus some self-aggrandizing personal shit.
Big whoop. Pretty sure if she wanted one she'd already have it, y'know?
Oh wait: she does already have an iPod as of four years ago, and it's already special. You know why? Because it's the Queen's fucking iPod.
Even had she not had fair warning, to say nothing of a few guffaws with The Office Of The President Trainee's "gift" to Prime Minister Brown, I've no doubt Her Majesty already has the full measure of this bush-league punk; a lifelong equine enthusiast, she certainly knows a horse's ass when she sees one.
Update:
"In return, the Queen gave the President a silver framed signed photograph of herself and the Duke of Edinburgh - a standard present for visiting dignitaries."
Proving that Her Majesty also knows how to flip the bird.
So The Office Of The President Trainee pays his first visit to Queen Elizabeth II and what does he present her with as a gift on this special occasion? What else: Himself. Specifically, a mix tape of Broadway show tunes and a Special Bonus: his junior senator and inaugural speeches. On an iPod. A Special iPod, according to CNN. Wow.
Ninety-nine cents a cut from I-Tunes, plus some self-aggrandizing personal shit.
Big whoop. Pretty sure if she wanted one she'd already have it, y'know?
Oh wait: she does already have an iPod as of four years ago, and it's already special. You know why? Because it's the Queen's fucking iPod.
Even had she not had fair warning, to say nothing of a few guffaws with The Office Of The President Trainee's "gift" to Prime Minister Brown, I've no doubt Her Majesty already has the full measure of this bush-league punk; a lifelong equine enthusiast, she certainly knows a horse's ass when she sees one.
Update:
"In return, the Queen gave the President a silver framed signed photograph of herself and the Duke of Edinburgh - a standard present for visiting dignitaries."
Proving that Her Majesty also knows how to flip the bird.
