Abu Wabu

Calling All Idiots
Andrew Klavan at the L.A. Times, of all places, dares Liberals and other idiots to exercise some intellectual honesty, for once, and listen to El Rushbo.

If you are reading this newspaper, the likelihood is that you agree with the Obama administration's recent attacks on conservative radio talker Rush Limbaugh. That's the likelihood; here's the certainty: You've never listened to Rush Limbaugh.

... I am throwing down my gauntlet at your quivering liberal feet. I hereby issue my challenge — the Limbaugh Challenge: Listen to the show. Not for five minutes but for several hours: an hour a day for several days. Consider what he has to say — the real policy material under the jokes and teasing bluster. Do what your intellectual keepers do not want you to do and keep an open mind. Ask yourself: What's he getting at? Why does he say the things he says? Why do so many people of goodwill — like that nice Mr. Klavan — agree with him?

The mainstream media (a.k.a. the Matrix) don't want you to listen to Limbaugh because they're afraid he'll wake you up and set you free of their worldview. You don't want to listen to him because you're afraid of the same thing.

Don't believe me? Well, then, gird your loins. Gather your courage. Accept the Limbaugh Challenge. See what happens.

Need I point out that actually listening is honest, while lying that you have listened to him while your fingers are crossed behind that spineless back of yours is not? Because if you really listen to Rush, you sure as fuck won't crow any more about being one of three idiots still listening to Air Ameriduh.

Although it will take time to get over the mortifying embarrassment.