Abu Wabu

Ladies and gennemun, Jim Cramer, one of the Messiah's most vocal advocates during the election campaign, awakens from his dreamlike state to discover what we adults have known all along: that it was all just a Big Lie:

I am proud to have voted for the Obama who I thought understood the need to get us on the right path, and create jobs and wealth before taxing it and making moves that hurt job creation. If that makes me an enemy of the White House, then call me a general of an army that Obama may not even know exists — tens of millions of people who live in fear of having no money saved when they need it and who get poorer by the day.

DUH.