Abu Wabu

On professional asshat Larry Johnson, when the so-called "whitey" tape proves to be his latest fabrication. Hey, Larry: you're as reliable an asshat as they come. Kudos on your legendary consistency, baby.

Here are some choice lines from the new Sweetness & Light post, Why Does Anyone Believe Larry C. Johnson?:

This is the same Larry Johnson who claims “big tobacco” is a bigger threat to our country’s security than is terrorism.

This is the same Larry Johnson who works with Ray McGovern and other turncoats to try to get intelligence officers to betray their country.

This is the same Larry Johnson who has threatened people online for posting about his brilliant career.

This is the same Larry Johnson who vouched for Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson, along every step of their shameful race to the gutter. (Indeed, no lie was too preposterous.)

This is the same Larry Johnson who vouched for the story that Karl Rove had been indicted.

Larry Johnson (Artist's rendering)