Thursday, April 06, 2006

 

Only in Idiotworld™

Cynthia McNinny, the redundantly self-named Me, A Female Black Congresswoman, has pretended to apologize for her stupidity in the apparent hope of escaping indictment by a grand jury. If they vote to indict, you can bet your cracker ass that the racebaiting will begin anew and her "police escort" will step up security.
The more Sistuh McNinny shows her face on the tube, the more she looks and sounds like a damned fool.

Looks as if John F'n Kerry's bold (Kerryspeak for "oft-repeated") demand for an immediate retreat from Iraq is already off the news radar. A Google News search turns up articles in such media titans as the Myrtle Beach Sun News, Gulf Times, Monterey County Herald...oh well.

As Ken Pile said of Otto, Good.

The idiot left is all over Scooter Libby's "claim" that the President authorized "leaking classified information". There's only one problem with that spin, ya DUmmies: once the President authorizes the dissemination of classified information, that information is then known as "declassified". Got it? And there's still nothing there for the Plame-conspiracy suckers (angry Cartman voice: Gahddammit!). Tom Maguire notes, "either Andrew Sullivan can't read, or he can't write," but who says the two are mutually exclusive?
Funny how publishing Joe Wilson's baldfaced lies in the NYT is a noble thing, while releasing information that exposes those lies is somehow another Chimpy McHitlerburton crime. Only in Idiotworld™.

Rudi Guliani testified today at the Muossaoui trial about the terrorist attack on September 11, 2001. He described witnessing people plummeting to their deaths from the heights of the towers. I haven't read the entire transcript yet, but so far I find nothing about him thinking at the time that America deserved it. I'm glad I missed seeing Moussaoui chuckle as Giuliani wept.

Harry Reid is still a pathetic weasel, and not just in Idiotworld™.

Power Line on the basic nature of the idiot left: "Only those who have their hands over their ears while shouting "La-la-la, I can't hear you" continue to deny that Saddam's regime supported terrorism."

Bridget Johnson discusses the joys of warmongering. A sensitive portrayal of the basic human desire to murder hundreds of thousands of innocents using weapons of mass destruction, which I understand from that old, uh, coot Helen Thomas is okay as long as the one doing it only does it to his own people:

"Duh, I don’t think there’s any justification for an unprovoked war against somebody who did nothing against us, duh.”
Nothing yet from Helen about what Saddam did to his own in a generation-long campaign of horror and genocide.

Maybe that's Old Weird Helen's problem with Dubya: that he refuses to emulate Saddam's retraint and just stick to gassing and bombing Americans inside America...or maybe just gassing and bombing Kurds and Shia inside the No-Fly Zones...or... nope. I still can't nail down Helen Thomas' problem with President Bush, but I do know this: Helen Thomas is a hero to the idiot antiwar left because like them she would have preferred leaving Saddam to carry on mass-murderin' in his own back yard.

This is also known as "speaking truth to power," but only in Idiotworld™.


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