Thursday, November 03, 2005
Time Warp: How Bush Lied About WMDs
Heroic Senator Harry Reid (D.-Bizarroworld) finally brought it to everyone's attention with his brave takeover of the Senate: President Bush lied about the causes for war in Iraq, manipulating intelligence and fooling Congress into supporting the invasion. So masterful were Bush's machinations that he apparently travelled back in time and fiddled with the facts years before he was elected to the White House.
There's only one man who could have thought of such a diabolical scheme: Karl Rove. And Senator Harry Reid (D.-Bizarroworld) wants Rove's head before Bush goes back in time again and wipes out all the evidence of his going back in time the first time he went back in time.
Got that?
There's only one man who could have thought of such a diabolical scheme: Karl Rove. And Senator Harry Reid (D.-Bizarroworld) wants Rove's head before Bush goes back in time again and wipes out all the evidence of his going back in time the first time he went back in time.
Got that?
