Abu Wabu

I hear the U.S. Armed Forces recruiting numbers are down, but then their methods are perhaps not as nuanced as those of world-renowned terrorist pig/Michael Moore Minuteman Abu Musab Al Zarqawi. With a nod to the Irish Republican Army's most cowardly tactic, Zarqawi is now using kidnapping and extortion of innocent Iraqis (and these unfortunate souls are the definition of innocent, in case anyone is unclear on that) to slaughter by proxy in an effort to prevent the building of a democratic Iraq.